Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness: Summer Slump edition! For the next few months, local menace Joan Summers will be reporting on the oft-ignored features and spreads in America’s weekly tabloids. Typically the gossip is too good to waste your time with “Who Wore It Best?” But since the Famouses have fled to their yachts behind luxury vacation paywalls, let’s make do with what we’ve got. We’re nothing if not scrappy!
– Scientology –
- FBI Raids Florida’s “Bleach Church” and Arrests Those Selling the “Miracle Cure” | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos
- Feds charge Florida man, sons with selling fake coronavirus cure | WEAR
- Church of Scientology got up to $350k in taxpayer coronavirus bailouts despite being worth $2billion | Brinkwire
- Million$ of Coronavirus Relief Loans Given to Big-Name Local Companies – NBC 7 San Diego
- Church of Scientology reportedly tried to cover-up Danny Masterson rape allegations | Winnipeg Sun